Freitag, 25. November 2011

Donnerstag, 17. November 2011

33.

Mr. Versoehnungskitch got over his nevucha by planning an attack directed towards the hearts of his adversaries, a special kind of heart attack, or so he boasted into the ears of his wife - who was kind of used to that.

Mittwoch, 16. November 2011

32.

In came a call, an ardent paper by some anonymous hand, being a call for an "International Hug Your Torturer Day" - and nobody knew what to make of it, as even Mr. Versoehnungskitsch had to say, he was a bit in a nevucha.

Dienstag, 15. November 2011

31.

Das zentrale Missverständnis, dozierte der Demokratiebeauftragte, ist eines der Planung: man denkt, man koenne jemandem alles das als etwas "Eigenes" in den Mund legen, von dem man will, dass er es zu seiner Sache mache, und wenn er ausspuckt, was man ihm in den Mund gelegt hat, sagt man, "ha, du hast es selbst gesagt, du willst es in Wahrheit selbst."

Montag, 14. November 2011

30.

Es hatte alles damit angefangen, dass die "psychosoziale Realität" der einen sich absolut und an die Stelle aller abweichenden Wahrnehmungen und Empfindungen setzte, welche fortan als "Stoerungen" oder "Träume" oder gar "Realitätsverlust" galten - und dann dauerte es keine 200 Jahre, bis das dogmatische Gebäude zusammenfiel wie alle anderen dogmatischen Gebäude auch, es blieb ein bisschen erhalten, einige Räumlichkeiten in den Ruinen wurden weiter bewohnt und dekoriert, aber das Leben, einst der ganze Stolz des Gebäudes, wanderte weiter, errichtete neue dogmatische Gebäude und ließ auch diese wieder zusammenfallen, die großen schneller, die kleineren langsamer, es war ein Bauen und Fallen.

Sonntag, 13. November 2011

29.B

This is a misunderstanding, said Ms K, head of the creativity-department, and became green again: I am not your ghostwriter and I won't ever be nor will I ever accept someone to be my ghost-writer. I never did that, and I'll never do that. I do honor people who do this kind of job: but everybody who wants to make a deal of language and style with me, better offer me a place where I can do the writing and speaking in my own name, do some repair-work in the texts of others, or don't speak or write at all, did you get me? The trader was a little bit embarassed, first, and then a little bit furious, second, and then he said: but we are offering very good salary, and you should be grateful that someone wants to buy your stuff. It won't work, said Ms K,  I cannot do that, even if I wanted to. You picked the wrong kind of person, and what you did in order to get me down into a situation where - as you might have fancied - I could not refuse your offer and would have to either sell my skin or my language: It will fall heavily on your own feet, Sir. We can make this or that contract, but the very act of writing means too much to me, I won't ever use this as a thing of exchange with anybody. Besides that, we may talk about this or that, and if you want to enforce a deal with anyone special on anything special, we can negotiate. But don't you ever dare to instrumentalize things holy to me for your purposes, whether these be good or not good. She said this with a smile, got up, opened the door, and when he left, she said, beware of the cold, it is very cold outside today.

Samstag, 12. November 2011

29.

Fear not, said the camel to the trembling rich man, I won't go through this needle's eye, and smiling its sublime smile it turned around, slowly.

Freitag, 11. November 2011

28.

Wenn es um eine bestimmte Sache geht, will man nicht die ganze Menschheit mitreden lassen, schrieb der Facebook-Darling, und gab das Päckchen mit dem Testsieger ungeoeffnet zurück.

Montag, 7. November 2011

27.

Sometimes, findings that randomly pop up in the oceans of the worldwideweb, have to be necessarily dedicated to characters of the old EinSatzLeitung: this one is especially for the security-guy, Karomütze, fan of globalization and a notorious collector of globes http://www.faz.net/aktuell/beruf-chance/rueckversicherung-von-der-bibelanalyse-zum-schadensmodell-11067572.html.

Freitag, 4. November 2011

Donnerstag, 3. November 2011

25.

'Twas also about the idea of one single person who said: "I'll be free, we all will be free once I or we will really be allowed to live in peace without being subject to attempted coercion as to our sympathies and our willingness to have personal conversation with this or that person," it was about denial of choice regarding who you want to talk to.

Dienstag, 1. November 2011

23.

Rumour had it that a person had been disinabled at last by pompous campaigning in the background of everything - this is how rumour works, they said in the office, it rescues and destroys randomly.